Dildo show

A show of sexual mature done with a dildo.

Matt:Let's hire a stripper to do a dildo show!

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box of dildoes

A difficult situation, the kind that will just fuck you over and over until it's resolved.

Matt: "You have two girlfriends that both want to spend Valentine's Day with you? Shit, that's tough."
Ratt: "Yeah, it's a real box of dildoes."

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dildo bow

a dildo tied in your hair

i brought my dildo bow to school today

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Dildo Faggins

Someone who sucks and constanly ruins everything

God nick your so Dildo faggins, you fuckin faggot

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Dildo Head

Someone who has an Head(along with the haircut) shaped like a dildo/Penis

Anyone with a Wedge hairstyle or a really short cut side and long on top

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the forbidden dildo

A Forbidden Dildo is a wonder. It is a shit so long and large that you can’t fathom how it slid out of those cheeks.

“The Forbidden Dildo took my ass hole last night!”

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rusty dildo

A weathered dildo that has been worn out with multiple nasty pussies but still useful for taunting your adversaries. No classy woman would use a rusty dildo as it has been overused.

Go suck a rusty dildo.

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