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Going to work while inebriated, either from the night before or that morning.
Tara got wasted last night and is flying a doggie today.
Day for women to have in passive sex positions, as answer to "Steak and Blowjob day".
My Girlfriend wanted to get fucked on Doggy and Chicken Wing day.
when u stick it in the wrong hole then she pees on u and u pee on her
i stuck it in the wrong one and we doggy firehosed
First order your dog an indian curry and it must be take away, then as it is eating super glue its asshole shut. Wait exactly 1 day then open it back up using a drill or super glue remover. Then take your dog outside and collect its runny shit with the take away box that the curry came in. Then you can put some turmeric or cumin in the shit to make it smell like curry. Then proceed to give the box to a homeless person and make it look like an act of kindness.
wife: "Honey theres another homeless guy outside again"
husband: " ok, ill give him the good ol' doggy cloggy"
An adorable stuffed blue dog with three white spots, over her eye, butt, and tail.
"Yo bro can I play with Mommy Doggy?"
"No."
To pursue something with such ferocity that one begins to lose basic motor functions and most traces of intelligence.
Watch out! He's going whole hoggy mad doggy this game!
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A sexy beast who does something without you. Ex. Eat steak when out of town, go riding on a Harley, etc.
Babe, what are you eating for dinner tonight while in Wisconsin? Oh, just having a sirloin. You dirty doggie you!!!