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A single serving portion of being a douche. An act of douchiness from one who is normally a non-douche.
Sorry baby for being an amuse-douche last night. You know I usually don't slick back my hair and quote Carrot Top.
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A clever way of saying douche bag that is commonly used by the comedian Dane Cook. This is much funnier and you will impress your friends with your new slang.
You would say: Karren is a major douche bag.
Dane Cook would say: That Karren is a big bag of douche.
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A giagantic douchebag, who is really fat.
Your a fucking douch-appotamus!
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A particular type of douchebag who boldly goes where no other douche has dared to go before... Finding new and irritating ways of being a total tool and douche.
This phrase was coined by Jared Ongie.
"That scenester who's always playing shitty Saves the Day covers is a douche cadet."
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Someone who is lower on the high school food chain and gets picked on by the basketball team.
Heard in the movie 17 Again.
Nerd sitting alone at the table
Jock: Hey Twinkle Douche!
*Throws basketball at nerd's head.*
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a well-dressed douche bag
Todd is a posh douche
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