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Sexual position. For optimal results one of the pair should be sporting a ginger bush and the act should take place on a bearskin rug. A couple engages in a standing 69. When the standee climaxes, they drop to their knees thus driving the bottom feeder's spinal column into their brain.
Q: Dude, why you in a wheelchair now?
A: I was the recipient of a himalayan pile driver
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When somebody feels the overawhelming urge to tell the same story over and over again.
Shit dude, this is the third time you told me this fucking story. You have a severe case of truck driver syndrome...
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he is the ugliest mf youll ever meet his wife is hotter than him
1: omg have you heard about adam driver??
2: yes hes the ugliest mf youll ever meet
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A term used when the finger breaks through the toilet roll during wiping, causing the finger to be coated in faeces. Derived from the way taxi drivers put their arm out the window and hold on to the roof with their fingers, therefore getting a tan on their fingers. See also: 'Breaching the hull'
I was wiping my arse this morning, but I breached the hull and got a taxi driver's tan.
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the kind of stupid fucking immigrants who get onto the left side of a two lane street at an intersection in order to turn left, thereby blocking incoming traffic to the road and pissing me off. they are fucking morons who do not deserve to have drivers licences
Do not get me wrong, i do not hate all immigrants, i hate the type of immigrants who have no fucking clue how to drive. all immigrants who DO know how to drive are fine with me
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The underpaid dumbass who has no idea where they’re going.
“Aww shit, the substitute bus driver went the wrong way, guess ima die!”
When a woman lays on her back and a man humps the hell out of her face.
Man I really have that chicks face an oral pile driver last night.