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Located small town in Northeast PA that has grown exponentially in the past few years thank to a large influx of people from New Jersey and New York. Everyone comes in from the city and expects to have some kind of respect or status because theyre from BX or BK, like we really give a damn. Nearly half the white kids believe they are black, when clearly they are not. The teachers (mostly younger at the school are someone you are very likely to run into at a college party - very awkward. The high school football team never wins, more people show up to basketball games than football games, teachers there have been known to sleep with each other then leave theyre spouses and children for another teacher, the high school is called East Stroudsburg North though it is really located in Bushkill, PA and the adress reads Dingmans Ferry, PA. The lunches had to be revised becuase students are too fucking fat, guidance counselors are unhappy middle-aged women, and upperclassmen fall under the spell of skanky little freshman slores, usually named corinne. Almost 5 girls are pregnant every year. Teachers have also had relationships with students. You hear stories about someone getting caught fingering his girlfriend in class. We have the ugliest cheerleading team ever, the poorest homecoming decorations & floats ever, and the only pep rally we have becomes a goddamn dance party. The rival high school is East Stroudsburg South, and their whole athletic population is on steroids. Any bit of news travels down the mountain in no time, everyone eventually finds everything out. Our local mall is smaller than the Wal Mart. Wal Mart for some unknown reason is also a hangout for dense teenagers that have nothing to do at 2 AM. The local college, East Stroudsburg University, is a hot spot for senior high school students to get theyre party on.
"So did you hear about Js party on Friday?"
"No whattabout it?"
"Its an open invite, EVERYONES going!"
...a few hours after the party unwinds, everyone gets kicked out becuase of ridiculous amounts of assholes showing up.
"You know that student teacher, new to East Stroudsburg North?"
"Yeah..."
"I ran into him at an ESU party last weekend..."
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A school right across from merriwoods were the all the black and hispanic kids go every friday to smoke weed and backwood. A school that has fake gangbangers and females with someone big ass foreheads! A school that has so many fake people were people are used to it! I mean the principle got arrested for stealing a car but nope wcpss just dont give a damn. A school were females dont know how to close their legs and males don't know how to keep their dick in their pants. A school were females don't know how to not smell fishy and males don't know how to take a shower. A SCHOOL FILLED WITH HOES! I mean the education is great but the people there suck!
Janiyah: "My momma is making me go to salem"
Tunisha: "I have to go to east cary"
Janiyah:"Thats sucks, east cary middle is terrible"
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Dopey woman with little or no intelligence. Shit at badminton & doesn't know the difference between there, their & they're.
East Hull girl - a woman from the east of the city
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impersonators of the west coast who are jealous
that east coast bro over there is such a tool
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Teresa is a definition of a north east wannabe . Cellulite ass, meth mouth, burned out from meth and looks 60. Affiliated with organized crime.
there's 55 year old teresa in her van with spinners hat tilted sideways smoking meth typical north east wannabe gangster.
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The best band in Plano, TX. Also known as The-Band-That- Marched-In-A-Tornado-At-Area-And-Still-Placed-In-The-Top-5-At-Finals. The band hosts an annual marching invitational, and they went to Bands of America Super Regional in San Antonio for the first time in 2010, placing in finals on their first try.
The Plano East band has also recieved a superior rating at the UIL Marching contest for as long as the school has existed (since 1981).
The band program has recieved national recognition and awards for its superior performance and curriculum. Even Mickey Mouse and his fellows at Disney approve of the Plano East band. They're so awesome, the 'B' in 'Plano East Band' needs to be capitalized.
The Plano East band knows how to illuminate the symbols on the path to pursuing their dreams, all the while riding the currents of life.
If that band is able to go to a nationally-recognized marching contest and place in finals without the use of props and other aids, then they are a Plano East band.
Plano Band be hatin' cuz the Plano East Band has Snickers.
Plano West band be hatin' cuz Plano East Band gets to do cool things in their marching shows without looking cheesy and also get to go to Area marching contests. Also, Plano East has more respect for their band than Plano West. Poor Westies...
West: Did you see Plano East Band's show this year?
Senior: Yeah, it's REALLY cool. I wish we could be like them.
West: Why aren't you like them?
Senior: Why aren't YOU like them?
For more information about this awesome band, look it up on Wikipedia.
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a big dog from the east coast
my cousin is a beast from the east
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