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a chinese person who rips you off.
that cock eyed rice slapper sold this necklace for 20$ and it broke on the way home.
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1. an awesome band
2. that new "that's what she said" because a lot of their songs have perverted titles
3. boom boom pow, lets get it started, my humps
person 1: Wow that thing is big
person 2: Black eyed peas
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The thing that dangles down to a mans knee if he is blessed by god and hung like a moose.
As the one eyed beaver finder got a wiff of its prey, its covertly dove in for the kill.
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I just bopped the one-eyed weasel on your pillow last night.
'Bop the one-eyed weasel'? What's that?
Oh, nothing.
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A cool guy who is unsubtle and clumsy, hence the one eye, and is not at all ninja-like.
Someone who cannot move like a ninja "Whoa dude - youre no 'old school' one eyed ninja"
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n. one who either sniffs or licks urinal mints to get high.
Man you are shifty-eyed puck licker.
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a mythical (though some have sworn to see it) creature that is very similar to a leprechaun. They are very short and usually have grey or white hair and have a constant wink with one of their eyes. They are well-known to silently creep and when confronted they give off a "oozhey goozhey goo" sound (usually in an Irish accent). They have a mean disposition and have been known to steal, meddle, and occasionally kill human beings. The creature often carries a pipe and has yellow and black rotting teeth. There were numerous reported sightings of the creature at St. Olaf College (Northfield, MN) in the late 1990s and early 2000s and other places since.
The one-eyed winking midget visited me in my dreams last night again. This time he was creeping around the room and was suddenly on my chest pounding me and biting out chunks of my body.
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