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Good to be used when rasing eyebrows in a suggestive manner like old cheezy porn peeps
Sir, had a bit of *raises eyebrows* el shlong lately?
man sits at one side of bar raises eyebrows at bimbo
implies "el shlong"
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When you orgasm with a limp penis at the same time in an Italian accent say el dente and in one motion hit her with the penis. With the intention of seeing if it sticks.
I couldn't get my dick up but I el dented that ass.
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Scumbag Ted Cruz, with his rat like features.
Hey that swine weasel Canadian Cubano El Rato is on TV bullshitting again!
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You know, the insect.
As the homies from Puerto Rico say, "my dick"
Hey Corsi, someone was looking for you earlier... EL-BICHO!!!
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dipped,saucy,tight, ill with it, siccmade. from spanish language el presidente " the president"
im el presidente,i run things tote gun things and never run from things.
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El Gato is what we call the cadet in our pod who sneaks around at night when we're asleep and jacks off and cums in our night water.
El Gato came around last night and shot a big load of his cum in my night-water -- I know who it is though - I recognize the taste of his cum!
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A city in Texas known mostly for it's rich Mexican culture and close proximity to the border of Mexico. El Paso has been call many things such as: El Shithole, Hell Hole, El Hell Hole, ext. But really it's not a bad place. You like grass? Well it doesn't got much of that. You like rain? Well doesn't got much of that either. But it is the number one safest city in the U.S. as of 2011 and it's military base Ft. Bliss is very big to.
Sure it doesn't have lot's of flashy amusement parks or huge shopping malls but it has lot's of nice people and an atmosphere you can't get anywhere else. Not to mention some kick ass Mexican food!
El Paso! Farthest west in Texas you can get!
El Paso is not in Texas, it's in north Mexico.
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