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When a friend tells you to come to a party because lots of girls are coming too. When you get to the party there is one hot girl and your friend calls dibs.
Friend- "hey man, you should come to this party! There are going to be so many hot girls!"
You- go to party
Friend- "sorry bro, there is only one hot girl, and I called dibs already"
You- such an Evan Promise...
Beautiful, immature, young, my hero, my Savior, nice hair, nice eyes, nice smile.
Basically an overall stud
*Person sees a sexy guy*
Person 1:Yo that guy is such an elliott evans
A oceanic specimen who's been bred by two males , runs like he has 3 toes on one leg . He hopes to perform a Mexican Pancake on one of his brothers called Billy Evans
"look a Rhys Evans - half nonce half monkey who swings from tree to tree"
a simp for squidward tentacles
“yo is Evan Davidson going back to zoey again?”
Evan and kia are best friends, and will be best friends for ever, they should be inseparable and love each-other throughout everything, They will be there for each other during the toughest of times and live together in joy.
Cole: hey man don’t you think Evan + Kia are pretty good friends together?
Stacy: Yeah totally!!