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faded by achilles

"Faded by Achilles" is an utter travesty in the world of hair salons, a pitiful excuse for a grooming establishment that bears the unfortunate stamp of Achilles' name. Despite the grandiosity implied by its namesake, this so-called barbershop is nothing short of a hair-raising nightmare. Clients foolish enough to grace its doors are met with a cacophony of incompetence, resulting in haircuts that would make even Medusa turn away in horror. It's as if Achilles himself, famed for his prowess in battle but evidently lacking in any semblance of hairdressing talent, has decided to lend his illustrious name to a venture destined for failure. With each disastrous snip of the scissors, patrons can only rue the day they set foot in this den of follicular despair, leaving with scalps butchered beyond recognition and egos shattered like brittle strands of hair. Faded by Achilles is less a salon and more a monument to ineptitude, a cautionary tale for anyone foolish enough to seek grooming at the hands of this hairdressing tragedy

person 1: dude what happened to ur hair
person 2: faded by Achilles got me

by kjdfshkjdhgdlj March 28, 2024


faded by achilles

a disgusting vile stinky oily stringy dogshit haircut

person1:yo your hair looks like cut up bull testicles

person2: i got faded by achilles

person:1 your donzos pal

by cadens barber March 28, 2024


Ace Of Fades

It's like catching a fade but more physical in level..it basically means a death threat even taking someone's life with brutality or it can be used to make jokes too..

Yo if you are asking for a fade I'm here and I'm placing the Ace Of Fades on your ass today..

by LeviathanKid April 19, 2021


Ace Of Fades

The shit starter literally going out of your way everyday and want to catch anyone basically a God or Goddess of wanting to catch a Fade..

Dude this fucking guy does nothing but catch fades..mine as well call him the Ace Of Fades...

by LeviathanKid April 19, 2021


Fade classic

When a British person comes online with the intention of spamming dnc in group chats

Person: Asks a question or says a statement

Fade: dnc monkey

Everyone in said group chat: Always pulling a fade classic....

by WhiteCop January 17, 2021


Back-fade

A โ€œfadeโ€ or fight that happens after an initial fight by another party. Usually for revenge when the fight was lost by an ally.

James beat Mike up pretty bad, so now Johnny wants the run a back-fade with him.

by Deffery December 4, 2024


Run Da Fade

1. when you run up on someone and start throwing haymakers at their head, no warning just run up on them and start beating their ass.

Angel says to Jack: You a ugly ass dude

Jack says: Ight we will see

*Next day* Jack sees angel and starts throwing haymakers at his head no warning.
Jack says: NOW YOU RUN DA FADE

by GAYWIGGAMICHAEL December 11, 2019

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