Fap Trap

A myriad of sexual positions where a male is trapped in some way, shape, or form on the brink of orgasming. If the male moves anyway, they are almost certainly going cum. So the male is trapped in whatever orifice or crevice he is stuck in until said orifice or crevice decides to leave.

Girl: How's this paizuri feeling?
Man: *Incoherent Moaning*
Girl: Good, because you can't leave if you cum.
Man: *Questioning Moans*
Girl: Welcome to the Fap Trap, babe.

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excesive fapping

normal masturbation speed times 3.

I was excesive fapping to pornhub.

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Fapped eyes on

A sexual derivative of 'clapped eyes on' meaning to see someone attractive and immediately think about fapping/schlicking over them.

Example 1
Craig: I knew Mandy was the one for me the first time I fapped eyes on her.

Example 2
I just fapped eyes on the new girl at the gym, I know what I'm doing later...

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O,fap

O,fap is when you accidentally spell "O,fap" instead of "Lmfao"

This often happens when you're too retarded to spell properly and miss a portion of the letters you want to.

Common misconceptions of "O,fap" include but are not limited to:

"O,rqp" ".,rfe" "Ö,fap" and so on.

Person one: *Funny joke*
Person two: "O,fap"
Person one: "What the fuck is O,fap you fucking retard"
Person two: "Are you a fucking cunt im not here to learn how to spell"
Person one: "Kill yourself bitch"

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Ninja Fapping

When ninjas are fapping to you while you're asleep. (Mostly on "No Nut November")

Jake: I got ninja fapped yesterday
Johny: damn you Ninja Fapping

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fap cap

The maximum times a guy can masturbate in a given day.

My fap cap is 5.

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plastic fap

the act of masturbating with plastic wrap because you cant afford a condom.

Bro i just used the plastic fap technique and it was amazing.

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