short fatty

a short and fat penis...like jon reardon who is the biggest fag ever...no friends .....no life

Reardon your penis is so tiny....you must have social autism

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fatty boom-boom

somebody fat, and usually goofy

damn! check out fatty boom-boom

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Fatty Lumpkins

1. A terribly obese individual.

2. Marijuana

"Whoa, you see that fatty lumpkins over there?"

"I sure do, and she looks good!"

"Gross dude! I wasn't talking about the fat chick, I meant the ganja on the table."

"Ooops, that's what I meant too!"

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four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet

That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.

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K.G.B. Fattie

Undercover fat person
K.G.B was like C.I.A of Soviet Union
Person of overweight or "fatness" trying to pass off or deceive one of true wight as something else.

eg. "Hey, you've been gaining some weight"
"No I'm not, I'm just big boned"
"You're a K.G.B. Fattie , Britney Spears"

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The Great Fatty Acid

A certain breed of South Korean. Fatty acids have the ability to scream at astronomical levels. (can even shatter glass, rupture anal glands e.t.c)

Also have the ability to remain very calm is extremely stressful situations..

uses the word "GAY" alot!

*The Great Fatty Acid is caught with a stolen car by the police - "This is so GAY!

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tag along fatty

The tag along fatty is the big girl in the group of skanky, haughty, and downgrade-esque burlesque-esque of girls.

She's the fat one that eats all of the food that the anorexites and the leader don't want to consume. She doesn't really help the situation; she's sort of a benign tumor.

Sometimes referred to as taf.

"Hey, Sandie, eat this chocolate cake for me?"
"Sure, Margaret! Gotta' keep your figure! *snort*"

Three girls are sitting in Starbucks.
"OHMIGOZ!! They put extra whipped cream on this frappacino. Hey, Taffies (The Tag Along Fatty's nickname), eat this shit up."
"Okay. *self conscience*"

"Hey, George."
"Yo wuttup Bill?"
"See those hot chicks?"
"Heh, you can go for the Tag Along Fatty. You get any weight on your shoulders with that relationship! Ha!"
"Bill that was an awful pun."
"Sorry, giggalo."

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