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First used on the Comedy Central show Tosh.0, this is a reference to hitting a female in the genitalia. Daniel Tosh claimed that it was unfair that only men could be hit in the Genitals, and came up with a montage of female "nut shots"
Daniel Tosh: Game Ovaries! G-Spot Shot! Soreous Clitoris! Lady Flower Pain Shower!
Me: Hahahaha.
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Yet another type of grotesque hors d'oeuvres typically served during weddings and other functions at a banquet hall. Just what the hell makes these things up is anyone's guess, but in general, it's a fluffy pastry-like hors d'oeuvre that is stuffed with cheese that tastes like it fermented in someone's ass for a few weeks before being served. Typically only eaten by people who were denied a meal for three hours by an absurdly long wedding ceremony and then had to wait for a few hours for pictures to be taken, this is a stomach-ache in the making for all but the most iron-gutted people. Too messy to be used as an Assembly-safe Shuriken, these pieces of crap are best used as skipping stones if the banquet facility features a nearby body of water.
"Spinach Vomit-bombs and Ancient Ass-cheese Flowers...glad to see Bob and Sue sprang for only the highest-quality food for their reception."
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An infamous mafiosi kingpin operating in the Monterey Peninsula of California, who is actually, unbeknownst to law enforcement, a domestic white female rabbit with smoky grey ears and who is one of the wealthiest and most intelligent crime bosses, who has also continued to evade capture due to her stealthy and highly imaginative ability to lie low while living la dolce vita.
Popcorn ‘Poppy Flowers’ Matucci is the second bun-wife of the also infamous widowed crime boss, Maxie Bonanno; they’re combined net worth dwarfs that of all other known criminal networks, human and lagomorph, in the world.
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When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Porta-Potty Flower Child-When a kid was created in the Porta-Potty's at Woodstock by the parents of hippies.
Brooks was conceived in a Porta-Potty at Woodstock by Hippie Parents.
a way of saying you dont care about someone elses current situation or what they are trying to do because you have shit of your own to take care of.
friend: omg ive got all this homework to do for uni and not enough time.
me : blue flower red thorns
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Term used to supress desire when it would otherwise be impossible to fornicate.
Rusty texted Sophie, "Dead puppies and wilted flowers" to let her know he was wishing he could have her - even though they were each at work.
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A large group of people that enjoy nothing more more than to wear no clothes and run into the sunset touching each other all the way. They let there butt checks hang in the wind and have complete disregard for the gender and government rules. Everyone that sees them is blinded by the sheer amount of white slightly jogging or pacing near them. People can’t tell if they just don’t have cars (impossible because flower is basically Disney land) or are just mentally insane (One cross country member jumped into a trash can full of water and soap completely naked only to be thrown into the floor in front of the coach) These people are one of the only group at flower mounds that are actually good, but it didn’t even count because nobody cares about them. Rest in piss.
Oh the Flower Mound cross country is coming, I better lock my doors and bleach my porch