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Hooking up with an overweight woman.
I think Dave caught the Swine Flu last night. He's not usually a pig farmer but I saw him leaving the bar with a big girl.
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used as a way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight person
So and So caught the swine flu last night
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The 24 Hour Flu is the debilitating after effects of drinking too much liquor. It is called the 24 hour flu because you feel as if you have the stomach flu, except without the 2 week duration of the actual virus. Common causes of the 24 hour flu are lemon parties (not to be confused with the shock pic), vodka, whiskey, Jagermeister, rum, everclear, tequila or any other hard liquor. It is the most common cause of missing employees on monday because of hard partying over the weekend.
Employee: Boss, I can't come into work today.
Boss: Why not?
Employee: I have the 24 hour flu, I should be back on Tuesday.
Boss: Okay, I understand, get a lot of rest and drink a lot of fluids.
Employee: Thanks man. *Barf*
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The Avian Bird Flu is a strand of influenza that was originally found birds and ducks across North America and Asia. It has since mutated strands and become transferable from avian to avian. Then it mutated again from Avian to human. It is not transferrable human to human at the moment, but inevitably it will mutate and wipe out half the world’s population in a manner of weeks as there is no cure and all vaccines become obsolete once the strand mutates- and it mutates constantly. It is speculated to cause a death toll greater than that of the Spanish Flu. This pandemic is widely overlooked, but it isn't a matter of 'IF' it happens. It is more a matter of 'WHEN' it happens.
When the H5N1 (Avian Bird Flu) strand of influenza becomes transferable from Human to Human it will be a manor of hours before it makes it back to North America. Exporting, Importing and Planes will allow human carriers to cross boarders and oceans and affect their families with the disease. The virus doesn't have symptoms in the first couple days, so you could be a carrier and have no idea- thus infecting your family and loved ones inadvertently.
Wash your hands.
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Another name for the Swine Flu as it is a mixture of pig & bird viruses.
The epicenter of the Flying Pig Flu was Mexico City.
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A condition where a male over-exaggerates his cold-like symptoms, mistakenly (or occasionally purposefully, for attention) thinking he has swine flu.
This is a more severe form of man flu.
Man: "Uggggh! I'm DYING!!!"
Woman: "No you're not"
Man: "I think I've got flu!"
Woman: "You've got the sniffles, you big puff"
Man: "No, I think I've got swine flu!"
Woman: "You've got Man Swine Flu! Now get up and put that shelf up."
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A way to make fun of a friend for hooking up with an overweight woman
Friend 1: "Did you see Tom last night at the club?"
Friend 2: "Yeah, that girl was large. He was really catching the swine flu."
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