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oh my gosh Ben is the fail fruit of the family.
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Phrase spoken with extreme sarcasm when every thing is failing.
I was going to my advisory appointment today and my car broke down. i found out it would cost more than my p.o.s. ride is worth to fix it, it never fails.
We saw this guy at a party but didn't look like a centerfolds, so we never spoke a word, he bought the blond a drink. Their usually easy, it never fails.
When you walk into a bathroom and you see your # on the wall reading, "For a good time call...." you immediatly change your number, it never fails. Some one is always gonna give you hell when you break up.
We put each other in the SILENT BOX, it never fails.
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1)someone who doesn't understand a condom and is now currently screwed because they are prego and cant afford an abortion
2)when you make and elaborate scheme to get laid and opportunities don't work out or plans fall through
3)having an opportunity to get laid and and not taking it
4)see ruby shotgun
1) did you see that girl she is a total sex fail
2)Alex: so how did things go with that girl i set you up with?
Derek: they were good until my came in and asked if we wanted anything to eat
Alex: Total Sex Fail!!!
Alex: d
3) Anthony: what happened with that girl last night?
Gus: she was all over me but it was against my personal morals
Anthony: SEX FAIL!!
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When something fails in a spetacular way that usually only happens when induced by the TV show Mythbusters.
That top fuel dragster's engine didn't just blow, it exploded like a bomb. It was a total Mythbusters fail
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a more epic way of saying, that failed, because as we all know, adding ass to the end of any sentance makes it better.
-dude you just tripped on the floor, that failed ass.
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A failure of EPIC proportions.
Announcer: "And he...DROPS the ball!"
EPIC FAIL!
Man: "Oh no i just came!"
EPIC FAIL!
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When your friend/aquantaince fucks up, then adds you into the problem.
Dick friend: Well since I lost all my money at the casino, I kinda sorta maybe took your credit card and lost that too.
Victim: What a partner fail.