HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started
(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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everyday is national shut the fuck up day stop posting stupid fucking urban dictionary days on your story no one cares
tina"its national send nudes say"
bobby"its national shut the fuck up day" if you really want nudes ask for them you cum solbering suckubus
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any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.
Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"
Purposefully using words of affirmation to please someone, usually a romantic or sexual partner, but can be a close friend also.
It can be very effective if used for good purposes and not your own.
- I love how you communicate, it's so clear and concise, it makes it so easy to be with you.
- Oh thank you for saying that, you're too kind.
- It's not about being kind, I'm just words of affirmationing you the fuck up ;)
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Itβs a way of giving support to someone
omg Iβm pop off
Ooop fuck it up hony bitch
a whole day where you don't talk about "Anti Fur Day" or whatever the fuck is going on anymore.
Person 1: "Oh crap! Tomorrow's Fur Day-"
Person 2: "and today is Shut The Fuck Up day! so keep it down with those holidays, will ya?!"