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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started
(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape
Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”
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To be intoxicated to an extent that does not allow one to be cute.
We had went to the club last night and my home girl was UNCUTELY FUCKED UP in the worst way...she was messy for sure.
any made up day in october is cancelled because its shut the fuck up snapchat month.
Sarah: "hey its grab ass mon-"
Lucy: "you got that from snapchat right?"
Sarah: "yeah"
Lucy: "well it doesn't count because its shut the fuck up snapchat month"
Purposefully using words of affirmation to please someone, usually a romantic or sexual partner, but can be a close friend also.
It can be very effective if used for good purposes and not your own.
- I love how you communicate, it's so clear and concise, it makes it so easy to be with you.
- Oh thank you for saying that, you're too kind.
- It's not about being kind, I'm just words of affirmationing you the fuck up ;)
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It’s a way of giving support to someone
omg I’m pop off
Ooop fuck it up hony bitch