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HAHHAHAHAHAHHAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BLUE TEXT OMG OMG OMG BLUE TEXT IM SO FUNNY LOL HAHA BLUE TEXT
INSTRUCTIONS - while water is boiling smash the fuck out of your bag of shrimp TOP RAMEN but be careful to not just throw bag on the ground like you would normally do because remember this one is missing your bag of seasoning. Dont want to fuck up your spread by throwing your noodles all over your cell. Then add blue text
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you scream that when someone starts crying at a funeral be4 it started
(pussy cries): weee... you: cum on me daddy uhh yeah fuck me fuck me fuck me up the pussy uhhh yeah nigger fuck me fuck me fucccccccccccccckkkkkkkkkkkkkkkmmmmmeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
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A quote used to show how if someone has done something incredibly wrong and has been exposed for it, there can be no turning it around or no escape
Person 1 : Dude cant we just move on from this??
Person 2 : No you’ve dug your own grave.
Person 3 : Like he said, “He who fucks up, Cannot get back up.”
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To be intoxicated to an extent that does not allow one to be cute.
We had went to the club last night and my home girl was UNCUTELY FUCKED UP in the worst way...she was messy for sure.
when somebody says something extremely dumb and you can comprehend to say anything to answer them properly
brian said somthing dumb
me brain shut your bubble gum dum delum ass the fuck up
The practice of having so weird thoughts that it is genuinely fucked up
(i.e: Kedi)
Kedi has a fucked up mind
When a person is so deep into not following a given procedure you fear they will never be able to recover. Can also be used when someone is messing up a lot while doing various activities or being very forgetful.
Sometimes Bob goes into fuck up overdrive when he forgets to get his reports in on time.