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Nailing a random girl from behind pulling a train tagging from behind while gently stroking her throat as you would a horse with her naying and kicking and cumming in her anal cavity making a mess for everyone else.
I was giving the town hooker a stormin Norman horse fuckin first in line makin a mess for the other ten guys
when you are living the #hoelife and do whatever the fuck you want
“i might have gotten dumped a week ago, but i’ve been fuckin bitches and followin dreams ever since”
Friendly traditional Scottish greeting, often said shortly before a Glasgow kiss
Willie: "och aye the fuckin noo, Jock!"
Jock: *gives Willie a Glasgow kiss*
The Catch-Phrase said by 2020 Presidental Candidate Chester Stone.
Person 1: "Look at this pack of Newports"
Chester Stone: "God Motha' fuckin DAYM!"
A highly acclaimed high school in Croatia. It's name in English literally translates "Ping's Dad's School of Fuckin'."
man, i cant believe bob flunked out of Ping's Dad's School of Fuckin'
Fucking people with a rake.
Cover your anus it's t mutha fuckin j
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The state of one's genetalia when your manager is a douche-bag and it it hot as fuck because the goddam AC is broke -- for the 10th time this month!!
Wow! If it gets any fucking hotter in this retched bitch of an office, I'm going to kick my manager in the fuckin hotin shitin balls!
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