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When someone has so many kids they can't support a fun
lifestyle for themselves.
Joe never gets a latte on coffee runs or goes to happy hour; he has fun infertility, he's got to pay child support on all 5 of those kids.
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fun factory discovered on the meeting of the one and only fun factory by the name of john. always a pleasure to be around and always up for adventure making him the worlds fun factory
how i love to spend my time with mr fun factory
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Slang among nurses for sexual activity with a man having a reflexogenic erection, hence flexy. A reflexogenic erection is a form of unwanted erection of the male penis, that occurs when blood pressure changes in the abdomen, rather than by sexual arousal; It can be induced in a male by applying pressure to the lower abdomen, as in cases of forced sex/rape by females upon a male.
Reflexogenic erections are common among males who are paralysed and/or have spinal injuries.
Nurse1:" Sarah is pulling night duty on the Para Ward again?"
Nurse2:" Think she and that cute T8 are having some flexy fun?"
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A term usually used by a female you like, that is trying to get you to leave her alone when texting.
Guy: Hey, what's up?
Girl: Nothing, wbu?
Guy: Uhh, nothing.
Girl: Sounds fun.
*Guy throws phone out window and starts to cry himself to sleep*
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That was totally barrels of fun!
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The perfect time to leave a party. When fun has been maximized and only the crying or problems remain.
The father looks at the wife and says "max fun" at the gathering. The wife then gets the kids together and they leave all having had a great time. The adults have a mutual understanding that the fun has been maximized and often leaving early they will miss the end of the party, but they also miss the problems. They move on the the next event and are all happy.
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A short fact that is usually unknown or random that is told for laughs, to create awed reactions at your obscure knowledge, or to fill an awkward silence. Keep in mind, it is not typically a very important fact because it is not relevant to everyday life.
It is not just any piece of information (such as what you did that day) but something that can be considered a fact.
A fun fact can come from any category, from math to animals.
To put it simply, useless tidbits of information to impress your friends with!
**Can be shortened to FF **
1. It is illegal to wear a fake moustache that causes laughter in church.
2. The strongest muscle in proportion to its size in the human body is the tongue.
3. Snaple Facts (located on all Snaple bottle caps) are examples of Fun Facts
(In conversation:)
Evelyn: "Here's an FF I learned while working in the zoo: A hummingbird weighs less than a penny."
Friends: "Whoah! I never knew! Cool!" =0
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