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the space in between shows where you become an empty husk that makes you feel like you deserve no love or food or friends or self care
Honsee, this theater funk kinda stinks!
the one the only debo funkkkk
rockstar lifestyle, narcissistic tendencies, has cops on pay roll, laughs at his own jokes, loves looking at himself but doesnt love himself, does hit kids and animals, also farts alot, cracks good jokes that he more then likely stole from sb else, roid rage, road rage, has to have a spots car typically challenger, farts alot, also poops his pants sometimes, has hemorrhoids, farts alot, very successful business owner, did i mention he farts alot? also is a secret ballerina and wears pink, does sometimes love his kids but only when they make him look good, has ALOT and i mean ALOT of ball jockers
“dammm u seen debo funk?”
“yeah bro i wanna be just like him”
“u such a debo funk”
“man what?? i thought that was you”
“nigga that was my sister tf”
“i love debo funk”
“all the girls do”
“daumm what just came out of yo ass sum debo funk?”
When a particular individual makes that many fuck ups that it becomes reliably consistent to expect similar outcomes from said individual.
Oh no! Yet another Funk up to add to the list.
Guy1: Aaqil and I finna go to the funk zone tonight
Guy2: Bruhhhhh
When a family has a scent that’s so strong that it can not be explained by conventional science.
Dr Fauci this week had to explain the disturbing smell emanating from Short Hills New Jersey. It could only be explained as the Farrelly Funk! -2007
a very self absorbed femboy twink, a knee slapper, a self proclaimed man , a comedian, a gigolo, his intro song is “i aint got nobody (just a gigolo) by louis prima”. money getting, hes a grinderrr oh oh oh ohhh he get money fr oh oh oh oh ohh, likes to slap tf out hoes if out of line, he spreads the love alll arounddd, the one and only big nasty, he likes to feather his mullet, does roids on a daily basis and ends up getting hemorrhoids from the strong strain, unleashes the most diabolical, unhinged, life taking, nose hair burning farts ever. also shits himself alot bc of the strain and pressure of the farts.
“yoo is that john funk?” “yeah bro i heard he got the gnarliest farts ever man”
*farts*
*burns nose hairs off*
“damm nigga chill out u pullin a john funk w those farts”
*looking in the mirror w self obsession*
“aye bro u ever gonna leave the mirror alone?”
“nah im the fairest of them all the mirror said so”
The morning after smoking ganjaganja where one feels groggy and tired
I was so funked at brunch the other day I felt like puking.