Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.
Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.
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Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.
Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"
You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
the act of shoving an Olive Garden breadstick up one's ass and performing anal sex while using alfredo sauce as lube
"Jenny was horny during dinner so I gave her the dirty Olive Garden
the act of shoving Olive Garden salad up one's ass before eating spaghetti
"I was feeling kind of overheated last night so I gave myself a Dirty Olive Garden"
While getting a blowjob, you find you really need to pee. You suggest through body language that you're going to cum, but instead grab the back of their head and piss in their mouth.
My friend's mom was blowing me but I realized that she was ugly so I pulled out my Alabama Garden Hose.
One who is constantly digging or picking their crevasses (ass, balls, nose or ear) and inspecting what they find.
Everytime I look up I see that boy digging in his nose and checking it out. He would make a great constant garden inspector