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Unlimited soup, salad, and poop lunch at the Olive Garden.
Marie ordered the garden fresh special at the Olive Garden, before seeing Hitch.
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Fingering your asshole with a dog biscuit. Using a dog treat as a dildo.
Friend: "Where is Josh? The party starts in like half an hour and we're already late"
You: "Typical Josh, I bet she is still at home letting the dog in the garden"
the act of breaking up, smoking, growing, or baking marijuana
man i was late night gardening last night
So this guy texted omg when I told her that I'm pregnant even though I'm a guy and liek I have no idea what omg means so I went to Google to search for what it meant and it means Organic Mushroom Gardening so yeah if you're gonna be pregnant soon and you don't know what omg means then here you go.
Humanoid 1: Dude you are like so pregnant right now!
Humanoid 3: Hey who ate Humanoid 2?
Humanoid 2: bEcAusE 7 aTe 9!
Humanoid 7: ORGANIC MUSHROOM GARDENING!!!
A story about an Edmonton man in his garden ramming a garden hose firmly and cleanly up his ass and turning on the hose literally filling his asscheeks with water as a form of ritual he saw online (4Chan) to get rid of his passionate and explosive homosexuality by "cleansing" his insides, however the ritual didn't work (obviously)and instead made him even more homosexual, now craves a different kind of hose with a different kind of liquid in his ass.
I just learned that JAMIE WAS THE MAN THAT DID Edmonton Garden Hose!!!!!!!
When your hair is so long it covers your chest/boobs/nips like Eve in the Garden of Eden.
My hair grew so much during quarantine I now have Garden of Eden hair!
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