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To Get Fucked Over or Boned on anything
Dammit! I just got gooch slapped by Wal-Mart.
The highest status a lad can have with his daddylad on board a Royal Navy T class submarine. If a daddylad proclaims his lad as being gooched, it means the lad undertakes all his duties for his daddylad with care and consideration in a selfless manner. A gooched lad is proud to be classed as so, and can frequently be seen around the submarine flaunting his high status in front of other clean or unclaimed lads.
Sailor A: I hear that lads been gooched by his daddylad shippers.
Sailor B: Of course he has shippers, look at him he's like the cat that got the cream!
Sailor C: it's alright for some, I'm still unclaimed....
Sailor A: <chuckles> give it time lad, give it time...
When you shit on someone- irl or in-game
“Get gooched on”
“I just gooched your sis”
To fuck something up or otherwise fail at an basic task. A term used typically by Canadians.
You: "Aw man, I always burn my fries when I make them!"
Your friend: "Lol, you fucking gooched it"
When a principal at your school punishes you or someone else. This must be a principal or it is not the same thing.
The principal caught Billie smoking weed in the bathroom and gooched him. He was suspended for a week.
If the root Gooch is the feminine version of taint then if ones logic were to be tainted. Or let's say a man were to be pussy whipped, where his logic were to be tainted by a ferocious lioness of a gal then one could say he hath been GOOCHED.
Brain- "Man that girl Veronica, really got our boy Max pussy whipped over here. Like his reality is tainted by this chick."
Thomas - " yea my dudes really GOOCHED over there"
1. Recieving a kick up the gooch
2. An entity that exhibits the qualities of the gooching idiology (man, thats gooch!)
3. The act of boneheading a photo with your hand in the shape of the baracuda.
4. Being bettered by the Gooch Squad
"Mum, can u check my balls? I got badly gooched today"
"Mitch had the best stack, it was fuckin' gooch!"
"We gooched that photo good"
Jim: "Those guys got owned" Jase: "nah champ, they got Gooched!"