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gooning

Child kidnapping that’s legal in most of the United States.
Usually done to children sent to a wilderness program or residential treatment center.

“Did you hear about Dave?”
“Yeah, his parents are gooning him to an RTC.”

by Medical Negligence Protester July 11, 2024


Gooning

When you think you know what you want to eat, but all you really want is crab rangoons, and you end up at Panda Express again.

Me and some buddies were tryna go out on Sunday. We ended up gooning all weekend, so that really didn't happen.

by willowisps September 21, 2023


Gooning

Having a crazy night of drugs and debauchery. Engaging in tom foolery and hooliganism.

"Bro I spent 500 on coke and ecstasy and ending up running 7 miles through the woods"
"You was gooning for real"

by childishcorbino April 2, 2024


Gooning

Doing some real
Gang gang stuff

We was gooning last night

by Tno October 10, 2020


Gooning

1. Regular masturbation
2. The act of delaying orgasm for minutes to hours at a time in order for it to be more long and powerful

1. Little Jimmy was caught gooning in class, over and over to Pornhub
2. Yeah, I just had a 1 and a half hour gooning session

by Ihavenolife_68421 July 26, 2024


Gooning

The process of "Edging" (masturbating without climax), for hours or days, until a trance like, zombie like state is reached.

Dude I thought it couldn't get any crazier than edging, then I tried gooning. And bro, that shit had me like a zombie for a solid few hours

by Lickmyballs888 May 29, 2024


gooning

Australian slang to be drunk on cheap cask wine

OH YEEEeeeah Brah Lets Get Some Goon AND go Gooning

by COWMAN334322 May 24, 2024