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Gooning

Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.

"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."

"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."

by PUMPDRONE March 09, 2024


Gooning

The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".

We gooning COD Warzone tonight.

by darkduds April 19, 2024


gooning

cumming hella

Im gonna be gooning all night long

by goonmaster420 December 05, 2024


Gooning

A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.

Did you see his face while he was gooning? Guy looked like an absolute fucking retard!

by AIU December 05, 2023


Gooning

Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state

(not to be confused with the drug DMT)

I was gooning all night dude it was similar to that DMT we did last summer

by Gronkitis January 25, 2024


gooning

A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself

Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night

by February 01, 2025


Gooning

The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons

Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!

by ImoGod December 09, 2023