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Gooning is a sexual philosophy/lifestyle that marries the concepts of tantric masturbation with a religious worship of porn. The principle behind gooning is that prolonged states of intense pleasure will lead to new thoughts and ideas.
"I had an eight hour gooning session last night and realized that I need to change my diet and start working out. That way masturbation and sex will feel even better."
"I listened to GoonerAudioLabs all weekend and I've never been more in tune with my sexuality."
The act of "going online" or "going on" so as to join a groupchat or video game party. Hence the abbreviation "to goon" or "gooning".
We gooning COD Warzone tonight.
A session of intense "edging" that ultimately results in the person pleasuring themselves bearing the facial expressions of/looking like a 'goon', a ridiculous person, a fool, a human manifestation of a comedy of errors. The person's mind will be so overcome with euphoria from the edging that their facial expressions will fluctuate between a range of goofy and downright ridiculous. They probably will not be able to communicate with you beyond grunting like a wild ape.
Did you see his face while he was gooning? Guy looked like an absolute fucking retard!
Similar to DMT (Deep Masturbational Trance) Gooning is a mental state where as edging is a physical state
(not to be confused with the drug DMT)
I was gooning all night dude it was similar to that DMT we did last summer
A way of pleasing/masturbating to yourself
Me and my buddy zachary horgan were gooning to eachother all last night
The act of being a good friend and having the back of your fellow goons
Man that guy Alex was gooning the other day!
I’ve been gooning out with the gang!