cuban crab grass

A potential slang term for marijuana, named by Steven Colbert during the Wednesday, April 29th edition of the Colbert Report.

Which of the following is a slang term for marijuana?
Pot
Wacky Tobacky
Sticky-Icky
or Cuban Crab Grass?

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Upstate New York Grass

The best grass. No other part of New York has grass like it. Florida grass is gross in comparison.

Sammy: So you know how Florida grass is horrible? Well, upstate New York grass is so amazing I would just lie down on it and orgasm.

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Touch some grass

To smoke weed.

“Hey did you know Thomas doesn’t know what to touch some grass means”
“Wow what a poo poo head”

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fresh cut grass

that sweet smell of fresh cum in the throws of passion

Like when scotty cums in my mouth and all I can smell is fresh cut grass

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go touch some grass

The only argument antis have against us.

Larrie: *shows endless proof*
Anti: Ugh... Uhmmm.... I- Uhh IT´S FAKE GO TOUCH SOME GRASS!!!

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Get off my grass

Used to tell someone to fuck off

*Everyone on the block in bobs driveway blasting country music and drinking PBR*

Neighbor joe: bob remember when u backed your dually into Nancy’s mailbox and blamed it on Rick

Neighbor Nancy: When was this?!

Bob: get off my grass joe

Neighbor rick: So that’s why Nancy doesn’t talk to my wife anymore... hmm *takes a swig of PBR*

one in the grass two in the ass

Grass is her hairy bush,and ass is ass.

"One in the grass two in the ass? Reaaaal subtle,man."