Hairy Cocksaddle

Relatives of noobs you may not know.

Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.

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hairy moonpie

When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch

Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie

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Hairy Waffles

One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.

Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.

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hairy rectum

A HAIRY ASSHOLE

i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times

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Hairy Toga

Her hairy toga hangs out of her low cut skirt, so when ever John Willis is singing on the karaoke, shout "I have seen your mum's toga!" at him!

John your mum has a Hairy Toga .

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hairy bagle

male butt hole

He has a very hairy bagle.

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Hairy frog

Hairy frog ... The act of placing saran wrap over a butthole and sucking in.

Damn I wonder if she will hairy frog me later..

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