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When a female has hair covering her buttocks as she's bent over exposing a back shot of the hairy cooch
Mike really had a hankering for some of Angie's hairy moonpie
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One of those times when your balls accidently get caught in the vice like grip of a waffle iron and are never the same again.
Bro I was drinking while making waffles last night and accidently made myself a steaming plate of hairy waffles. Shit hurts man.
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i have a hairy rectum because my russian vodka isn't distilled four times
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You shave your girl's pubes off and glue them to your upper lip with an Elmer's Disappearing Purple School Glue Stick and then proceed to eat her out like normal while rubbing her clit with your "mustache"
Girl 1: God, I just wish my boyfriend would give me a Hairy Jerry!
Girl 2: My boyfriend gave me one the other day girl! It felt so good! Like yass queen! The clean up was horrible though
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Hairy Banger refers to a hairy penis
"look I've got a hairy banger"
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Relatives of noobs you may not know.
Who is that? Hairy Cocksaddle’s brother.
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Hairy frog ... The act of placing saran wrap over a butthole and sucking in.
Damn I wonder if she will hairy frog me later..
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