have a good day

Pretending to care about the outcome of another person's day, and giving the appearence of hoping for it to be a good outcome.

Idiot: Keep the 5 cents change.
You: Thank you, have a good day!

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have-around girl

A girl that really wants you that you're not into, thus causing her to want you more, but instead of rejecting her you keep her around so other girls can see that you're popular & in demand

A male version of the girl who plays a nice guy into being "just friends" so she can talk to him about her other relationships... she is taking advantage of him for the advice, a guy takes advantage of the have-around girl for popularity

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have blowjob

A sarcastic reaction or comment made when two or more males unnoticed leave a group of friends for a period of time.

"Where did Perry and Micheal go?"
"They left? Oh, they must have gone to have blowjob in the bushes over there or something."

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Have my babies

An exclamation used to convey sheer joy and excitement when someone does a good deed for you or for others, especially during times when you really needed it. The phrase comes from the idea that you're so thankful for the good deed that you'd be willing to offer them your (future) offspring.

It is basically a more melodramatic and facetious way of saying "you're the best!" (which can also be used together)

"Hey mate, I know we don't talk much anymore but I'm seriously having a money crisis right now. I just had to pay a fine and don't have enough money to pay rent which is due next week. I just need to borrow $50, I promise I'll pay it back as soon as I get my next paycheck."

"Of course, I gotchu man it's all gucci."

"Bruhhhh have my babies, you're the best!!!!"

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God have mercy

When you're watching Merlin with the lads and you've just done some Ket after the sight of the dragon.

God have mercy Ken that's alot of Ket on that machete

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to have cunt in one

To have a level of aggressiveness, nastiness, shiftiness or lack of empathy in a person. Australian term.

To have cunt in one

E.g. A shy introverted person and the ideal Buddhist monk have little or no cunt in them at all. In contrast an aggressive or a back-stabbing person has a lot of cunt in them.

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If we have time

Something parents say instead of saying "No" just to crush their child's hopes

Son: Mom, can we go to Disney World?
Mom: If we have time..
Mom(Thinking): Hopefully he will forget...

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