Satanic heavy metal

A type of music that is a mixture of heavy metal and satanic rock.

How do you like satanic heavy metal?

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Heavy metal voodoo

A type of music and at the same time a kind of religion. It is voodoo expressed in heavy metal music and also heavy metal music given meaning by voodoo. At a concert the bamd performs voodoo ceremonies on stage and the mosic has voodoo themes. It give a deeper meaning to the lives of it's fans.

Are you into heavy metal voodoo?

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make heavy metal of

(phrase) to make something, e.g. work, extremely difficult.

Do not make heavy metal of this simple task.

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heavy-duty asswipe

Something gave a big stink shit out of its asshole...
Regular asswipe cannot wipe it all...
Time for heavy-duty asswipe.

gay phone: Hi!

iphone: Hello

gay phone: Nobody ever texted me since two days ago... what the hell going on now?

iphone: Is your phone broken?

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: O.O

gay phone: HELLO!

iphone: jeez...

gay phone: OMG I got 36 messages in my gay phone!

iphone: GET IPHONE. Your phone is heavy-duty asswiped.

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Heavy metal Queen

A future based person who is a female Space trucker

ShhhK....This is heavy metal queen....Respond....ShhhhK

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Heavy Metal Jesus

-Yahoo Answers R&S resident.

-To live in ones parent's basement. To be a big fan of OMG EPIC power metal, hence the obnoxious name. To have maybe two or three friends irl, at most, but that is expected considering you get wood while staring at your Manowar poster.

-To suffer from unwarranted self importance. Ironically, when the real Heavy Metal Jesus sees this definition, it will most likely inflate his ego and without a doubt inflate his little solider as Manowar has now been mentioned twice. OMG EPIC POSING. To really get a Heavy Metal Jesus tingling, throw in a little DragonFarce with a pinch of Iced Earth.

- To be a \m/TRU METAL!!!!!\m/ virgin. SRSLY, Heavy Metal Jesus is a self admitted virgin. He'd be a mot more badassed if he listened to Mercyful Fate, but alas, he is a purist, power metal virgin and is intent on remaining that way. Silly Heavy Metal Jesus, virginity is for idiotic straight edgers.

Death to false Heavy Metal Jesus!

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I get heavy in it

When you're crushing on anything that you're into, i.e. Clothes, girl/guy, etc...

Variations - I'm getting heavy in it, heavy in it,

I got heavy in it

Oh yeah man, I got heavy in it this weekend tracking down them OG Bred toe 1's.

Yo! Those OG Jordan 1 Bred Toe are legit. Yeah man, I get heavy in it.

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