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When you stand over a person who is sitting and stretch your scrotum across their forehead
And their she was sitting on the kitchen floor when I snuck up behind her and gave her a pork pie helmet
It is a combination between a Roman Soldier Helmet and a Heat Pump where in the midst of delivering a Roman Soldier Helmet the male takes either and accidental or purposeful shit on the victims forehead. Thus delivering a hot steamer on their face.
"Thank god we had a load of wet wipes in the next room over because after a few drinks my boyfriend got real wild and gave me A Russian Heat Helmet. It made quite the mess."
A helmet specially made for mentally slow people so that they do not injure themselves while performing menial daily activities. Usually given as an award for incredibly stupid or dangerous behavior.
Rob : Shit bobby just flipped over the coffee table in the dark again!
Jan : that dumbass, the light switch is right there!
Rob : Well, he gets the Indoor Helmet of the Day Award again!
Bobby : OWWWW!
What time it is when Chris and Steve are working above your head.
She wouldn't have been hurt, by the falling ball, if she knew it was Helmet Time
Oral sex on a man. The helmet is the head of a penis.
Guy 1: Hey bro did you get a helmet washie from the girl you took home last night from the bar. Guy 2: I sure did and she was great at it.
To depress one's forehead with the end of your penis leaving a german helmet stamp imprint on the recipient.
Shut the fuck up or I will give you a german helmet stamp on your forehead!
the bellend , the glans of the penis , the “hat”
Christ , Sharon - you should have seen how purple his boabys helmet went when I tickled his ballsack