Organic human

Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.

Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.

human fridge

that guy who always has food around

Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.

human-robot

someone who's not thinking out of the box, who's not creative enough to think of solution to resolve something.
only relies on rules and limited conditions

This matter is really urgent to resolve in a very short time, we couldn't rely on her, she's not creative enough to resolve this. She's a human-robot.

Human Nunchucks

When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.

Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.

If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.

human jawtrap

when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly

ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap

Human spoonipede

The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.

Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!

human clutter

Generally used in a professional setting, human clutter refers to a person who is so unproductive and utterly worthless that they are a detriment to the rest of the team. These people get in the way of other coworkers getting shit done.

The human equivalent to a bunch of plastic toys strewn across the floor.

Lindsay is a server at a busy restaurant. Lindsay makes messes all the time, but slacks off during cleanup. Lindsay stands around in the kitchen when she doesn't have any food coming up and should really be watching her tables. Lindsay is human clutter.