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When two butt plugs are attached to each other with a chain then are inserted rectally.
Both of you get on your knees next to each other, I'm going to turn you into human nunchucks.
If we can find two butt plugs we could attach them to each other by a chain and turn those girls we met tonight into human nunchucks.
when an ugly person wakes up after a night of sex only to realise that they are in not holding on to their lover but in fact holding their gnawed off arm. thus making them coyote ugly
ugly betty: that was a lovely night wasnt it?
*realises she is talking to an arm*
ugly betty: fuck! not again! im just a human jawtrap
The act of infinite spooning, where participants sit/lie as if doing the oops upside your head song. But comfy. No dancing required. The only boundaries are your imagination.
Hey, we'd be more comfortable if we bust out the human spoonipede! Everyone sit down and get involved!
Free from COVID-19 vaccine genetic manipulation.
Hundreds of thousands of people have been genetically reprogrammed. There aren’t many organic humans left.
that guy who always has food around
Dude, are you a human fridge? It's like you always have beef jerky around.
It consists of blowing into the receivers anus while firmly grasping the gonads and you can probably guess the boner part, in order to emit a symphony of weird noises.
Man 1: Becky gave me a human tromboner last night
Man 2: that sounds like it was fun
Man 1: yeah she played my ass like a jazz tuba
a Mega human is somebody even more amazing then a super Human. somehow. and can do things such as "Flight" And "sonic speed". but also things a little bit better then Super humans. so things that you know. CAN MAYBE BE POSSIBLE. pretty much.
"I CAN BREAK BONES WITH MY BEAR HANDS. IM A MEGA HUMAN!"