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A show with contestants and judges who contradict the title every single second the show's on the air.
Why do David Hasslehoff and Sharon Osbourne get to decide who's talented and who's untalented on America's Got Talent?
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Think american muscle is cool. Try Australian muscle! V8's forever!!!!!
brrrrrrrrrrrr look at that holden!
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An American TV show based purely on the hardships contestants have faced throughout there lives and not on talent whatsoever. The Judges of the show not only lack The ability to judge true talent, but are not actually Americans themselves.
This is "America's Got Talent"
Judge: "What are you going to do today?"
Contestant: Whistle "Happy Birthday" (starts whistling)
Judge: "I don't think your cut out for the show"
Contestant: "I have terminal cancer"
Judge: "what an emotional story, it's a yes for me"
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The paradisal, prelapsarian Eden that the United States is morphing into under the stewardship of Jewish politicians and billionaire-funded NGOs where the few Caucasians who survived the purges of the 2020s will be sent to work underground in mines or consigned to museums for posterity to delight and inspire the imaginations of the hoards of immigrants who replaced them
The ADL and SPLC are drafting a new constitution for the Jewnited States of America in close consultation with rabbis and Talmudic scholars.
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(noun; place) a drinking school with a cooking/baking problem
"last weekend at the Culinary Institute of America I drank a handle of jack daniels then made some bomb ass foie gras pate!"
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i like to think that america has both sets of reproduction organs. Flordia is the Penis, cock, wang, whatever you want to call it. Rhode Island is its Clit, small women penis, fun to flcik back and forth, or whatever you want to call it.
America is like anyone who lives in a trailer park in Alabama.
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A person or group of people who love people who hate the United States of America. The phrase was coined by Stephen Colbert on the Colbert Report.
Terrorists are America Hater Lovers
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