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The act of which a person's penis is sucked off in the morning.
When he got out of bed, Jim was wandering around the house in the hopes that his wife would give him a morning suckoff.
Early morning erection that won't go down when you try to pee.
Shit, I can't pee, I've got the morning moose.
The urge to pee in the morning even though only afew drops may come out.
I had to pee so bad when I woke up but when I got the the bathroom I only got about six drops out. I HATE the morning drip
This phenomenon occurs when you awake and realize you have a hard on.
The best way to deal with it is flash the first hour class with an outline of your bone, or to relentlessly fap before you go to school.
morning wood, if not properly taken care of, can cause Erectile Dysfunction
The semi-fluid diarrhea that comes after a night of excessive alcohol consumption.
Uhh, sorry Jeff, I just stained your porcelain toilet with my Morning Juice.
alcoholic cocktail named for its tenancy to produce serious hangovers the next day.
the morning glory mix - 1 litre vodka
70cl red wkd
70cl blue wkd
70cl smirnoff ice lemon
70cl peach schnapps
4 shots of whiskey
this manages to taste like jelly, get you shit-faced and be neon purple at the same time.
Feel free to create you own variation!
"Dude I woke up with a killer hangover"
"How?"
"I was drinking Morning Glory last night"
"Dumbass"
n. When a male gets a boner when they wake up from a long sleep.
Usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
Friend named eric:"John your gay" John "No i not i have a morning Log when i was thinking about u" Eric " John your a dumbass and stop raping me"