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The Theory that young girls bring 3 things to the table when dating them.
1. Drama 2. Headaches 3. Sex......two of these they supply an abundance of, or too much. The third, they just aren’t that good at, or have enough experience.
Remember every time those hot little young sluts come up and hit on you, or you match with another one on Tinder, and take her home and smash her out, cause she’s not wearing panties.......repeat the Young Girl Theory. Is it worth it, and will you have enough patience and Advil to last?
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The idea that any food can taste better by adding either cheese OR marshmallow.
Yet to be disproved, however the Cheese-Marshmallow Theory is unlikely to become a law due to the fact that it can never be proven.
Julian: I got it! Cereal...
John: Marshmallows...Lucky Charms man. Trust me, I was a non-believer at first too but you'll come around. The Cheese-Marshmallow Theory can not be disproved!
The theory that, no matter where you are, if you shout out "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!" someone, somewhere will repond with "Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh" I.e. The sound of the music which immediately follows the lyric.
John: Hey Mark, wanna try out the final countdown theory?
Mark: But we're in an old people's home!
John: So what, it'll still work!
Mark: Alright fine then, "IT'S THE FINAL COUNTDOWN!"
Voice in the distance: Duh duh duh duh...duh duh dut dut duh
John: HOLY SHIT OLD MAN, YOU ARE JUST THE COOLEST.
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Vaginal Vacuum Theory (V.V.T) When you go into a large body of water, your vagina sucks water from it and holds it in. After exiting the water, your vagina will release tiny tinkles of water out. It'll feel like you're peeing inconsistently for the next hour.
Person 1: Bro I'm V.V.Ting so hard rn.
Person 2: Bro what's V.V.T?
Person 1: Vaginal vacuum theory, bro.
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The theory that packing numerous small bowls of marijuana provides the best economic high. The theory connotes that larger bowls inevitably lead to waste due to diminishing marginal returns.
"Dude, only use a little. We practice small bowl theory here."
The theory that centrists and the far-right on the political spectrum are in-fact very close. Created in response to the Horseshoe theory equating the far-left to the far-right due to similar tactics (despite having fundamentally opposing beliefs), the theory states that centrists allowing the far-right to preach their beliefs will allow the far-right to grow greater and lead to the rise of fascism again; it suggests that centrists pave the way for fascism and so the two parties are part of the same problem. Whilst there have been cases made for this theory, it is mainly used to satirise and discredit the Horseshoe Theory.
If I'm gonna be forced to see thousands of people including mass media pushing the horseshoe theory, then I will make your eyes look at the Fish Hook Theory too.
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The Cornish conspiracy theory is claimed to be a long-running conspiracy by the English establishment to suppress Cornish people of their rights, identity and autonomy. It is claimed that the main reason why the Cornish are being denied recognition of their identity is to prevent any public debate or official enquiry into the constitutional status of Cornwall regarding the Duchy of Cornwall, sometimes referred to as the "Cornish Question". Historians point to the fact that in 1508 the 'Charter of Pardon' was granted by Henry VII to give Cornwall (Kernow) a legal right to its own Parliament and the 1858 Cornish Foreshore Case confirmed that the Duke of Cornwall is considered to be a quasi-sovereign within the Duchy of Cornwall territory (Kernow). In 1971 The Kilbrandon Report into the British constitution recommended that when referring to Cornwall official sources should cite the Duchy not the County and in 1977 Plaid Cymru MP Dafydd Wigley confirmed in Parliament that the Stannators right to veto Westminster legislation is still valid today.
'Ere, I reckon it's that there Cornish conspiracy theory again - what they doin' about that 50,000 petition for more autonomy, that there Cornish Census tick box, more money for a proper Cornish language and recognition as a proper indigenous ethnic group with the Council of Europe ? matter do 'ee ?
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