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Some overly clichéd phrase people say to express that they are emotionally touched.
Emotional movie ending: *exist*
Someone: I'm not crying you're crying
Me: *rolls eyes*
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A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number
Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.
Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.
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What you say to a female when they are angry with you.
Fail example
Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.
Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.
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An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.
Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."
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A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.
Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.
Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.
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My Grandma was Southern born and raised, so a lot of Southern Dialect , sayings and nuances were little lessons throughout my life. One of those sayings that I favored is " You're getting besides yourself"- My grandma would say this to me anytime she felt I was trying to "show off", "Act up" or get "too cutesy". It was a soft way of saying, "get back in line", or "get yourself together", "humbly thyself". It is usually used by someone elder or maternal/paternal, is helpful and surely is an expression of love!
You better stop misbehaving young lady, you're getting beside yourself...
Used to tell someone they are on your last nerve.
"Son, you better stop that right now, you're skating on thin ice."