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a tiktok meme that is absolutely hilarios
Vanessa: Freddy! You're supposed to be on lockdown.
Freddy: Vanessa, he told me that the life of my dreams would be promised and someday be mine..
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A response from a girl (that doesnt have free minutes on her cell phone plan) to a guy that wants her number
Guy-Hey sexy, why dont you give me your number so we can bang.
Girl-Sorry, but you're not worth my minutes.
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What you say to a female when they are angry with you.
Fail example
Guy: It wasn't my fault!
Girl: Let's not date anymore.
Good example.
Guy: You're right, I'm sorry.
Girl: I love you.
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An Amish saying that was created after people first heard about Jesus coming back to life. Today, it is commonly used when hearing about something astounding that seems like a lie.
Jebidiah: "Hey Jakob, did you hear about that Christ dude that died the other day?"
Jakob: "Yeah man, that was pretty dramatic."
Jebidiah: " DUDE I heard he UNDIED."
Jakob: "No way dude, you're yanking my chain."
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A phrase or expression used to communicate that you think that somebody is lying or "pulling your leg." It basically means that you think somebody is feeding you a pile of bullshit.
Greg: Hey, I won the megamillions lotto today.
Michael: No way, you're slapping my cock.
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Used to tell someone they are on your last nerve.
"Son, you better stop that right now, you're skating on thin ice."
My Grandma was Southern born and raised, so a lot of Southern Dialect , sayings and nuances were little lessons throughout my life. One of those sayings that I favored is " You're getting besides yourself"- My grandma would say this to me anytime she felt I was trying to "show off", "Act up" or get "too cutesy". It was a soft way of saying, "get back in line", or "get yourself together", "humbly thyself". It is usually used by someone elder or maternal/paternal, is helpful and surely is an expression of love!
You better stop misbehaving young lady, you're getting beside yourself...