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12(police)

12 is slang for police or DEA the meaning of 12 comes from 9+1+1

Hey man 12(police) is around the block let’s dip

by Dr.batte October 14, 2019

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Handing a pepsi to the police

It is like a jail-free ticket but with a pepsi.

Police: Sir, you have been arrested
That guy: Hold on, hold on.
Police: What?
That guy: I have a pepsi

Police:Give it to me.
*That guy handing a pepsi to the police*
Police: Okay. Sir, You have been free.
That pepsi guy: Thanks. :3

by DUdeiDNTKNOE.com September 22, 2018


Hurt Feelings Police

The “Hurt Feelings Police” are people who attack others with viewpoints opposing their own. This is typically found on social media when someone posts something that get’s deemed “controversial.” A lot of times this happens in things about LGBT+ people, people of color, other minorities, and politics.

"Hey man, I made this post about my views on the current president and sparked the Hurt Feelings Police."

by musicalqueerpunk March 22, 2018


park ridge police

ineffective flaccid cocked grade a idiots with their heads up their asses

oh, there's another one of the park ridge police officers, walking around the school with a gun again. let's go shoot up in the bathroom and then go get starbucks

by rattlehead November 13, 2021


cai's police state

a discord server, a place where loving communism takes place, a place where the three police chiefs, liu, cai and kuang, never struggle to find ways to annoy, entertain and joke. featuring bruh, mongolian, skinty stick, trans twins, a cute couple, syrian refugee, twitch thots , wholesome gamer girls and a bunch of npcs.

"Are you in the cai's police state server? It's a bunch of mumbo jumbo! Yesterday, they changed the server profile to our lord and saviour, "EL RASHO MACUIN B)" but now it's just Toad and Toadette porn."

by doingurmom March 29, 2021


Texas Police Officer

A sex act where you take off your clothes and then sit in bed checking your phone for an hour and a half, and then eventually some other dude walks in and does the job for you.

Man, I couldn't be bothered having sex last night, so I did the Texas police officer

by Kerrangutan May 29, 2022


Social Media Police

Any social media site that tries to police the community. Naturally like actual police, they miss the big issues and punish the small ones. Anytime there's a social issue, they try to look "woke". Horrible event? Change your profile picture to show you "care". Transgenders are facing prejudice? Let's add pronouns to bios and about sections, that'll solve the issue.

My Facebook comment got removed for cursing, meanwhile the KKK and NeoNazis have Facebook pages, groups, and more. Facebook thinks their the social media police or something.

by Junkyard Pirate July 30, 2021