Dog poo on pavements or found virtually anywhere that hasn't been picked up by the dog owner.
Oh no! What's that weird smell in the car.... and then you look down and realise that you've trodden in shoe fudge and it's all over the accelerator pedal.
Some one who is obsessed with making shoes
What are your favourite hobbies? I love making shoes, I'm a real shoe monger
One who is addicted and/or obsessed with shoes.
One who is a collector and has amassed a good collection of shoes - this would need to exceed at least a dozen.
I saw this beautiful pair of shoes that I just need to buy, even if I just bought three pairs in the last week. I'm such a shoe fiend! - ZZHenkel
"OHMAHGAWD Sneaker Shoes!!!"
"Man, look at them suckers move..."
Idk, but as I think about it, it could be a way to say dirty condom. :))
"See you in hell, you stupid ass dick shoe!" - Domplays
The whippoorwill's-shoes is a lesser known pitcher plant species.
Its when u're skating wiv a loose shoe on. And wen u ollie or try another trick your shoe cums off and u fall off u're board.