A handgrenade, due to the fact that German Army members would often make Jews chew on them like apples before they exploded.
Jerry: We’re getting a new supply of Jewish Apples next Tuesday.
Tom: Thank god! I was beginning to think I wouldn’t be able to violently traumatize a family again!
A Jewish boy who likes bread and is bad at fortnite he rages all the time and his parents always beat him
That kid looks like jew
Oh that’s Jewish Bag
is he burnt
Yes cause he is Jewish
When you have Anal sex and the receiving person rips a wet fart
I hat sex with Jennifer last week and she did a "Jewish coitus" on me.
Part taking in Jewish religion where it doesn't belong such as a catholic church during a session. Very disruptive and distracting for and to the community.
"Was Kevin Jewishing again?"
"indeed he was Tom."
"Kevin needs to take that elsewhere, it's affecting our praising of God"
When you put a bunch of 1 dollar bills between two 100 dollar bills.
Ayo, Brandon pulled the jewish stack when we went band for band last night.
When a man hasn’t bathed in days and has a cheesy dick and low hanging hameroids
Picked up this chick on day 3 of the rodeo, took her back to my tent and showed her my Jewish Vineyard
Government leaders who happen to be Jewish who have big noses.
The Jewish dictators are coming for us.