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mary-kate and ashley

Two smoking hot twin actresses who are cute and terribly rich. I still love them.

Tris: Will you two marry me?

Olsen 1: Sure.

Olsen 2: Sure.

Tris: Wahoo!

Tris just married Mary-Kate and Ashley.

by Tris Penkal October 23, 2006

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mary-kate and ashley

Beautiful girls who are rich yes, but they don t gloat about it, they deserver everything they get cos they worked hard for it, Mar-kate is anorexic yes but she is dealing with it and she doesnt need people teling her shes anorexic. They are brilliant role models for younger girls and are kind!!!

Mary Kate and Ashley are superstar Twins!

by *Babygirl* June 20, 2005

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Kate moss diet

Coke and dick.

Retired supermodel Kate Moss survived for years on just coke and dick. This is now known as the Kate moss diet.

by Shagalag August 21, 2023

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Mary Kate and Ashley Olsen

two twin girls who posess no acting, singing, designing, or producing skills, but are paid as if they do because they are blonde haired, blued girls who people think are pretty and thats what sells.

Mary Kate and Ashley have been in a lot of movies, but gee, why havn't I seen them at the movies? Oh yes because their "hit" movies make it straight to video...

by someone sick of the media... June 26, 2003

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Jon and Kate Plus 8

A completely stupid show about Jon and Kate who through a rather unfortunate genetic mistake, had twins. Even worse, a few years later, some of Jon's sperm decided to SERIOUSLY get drunk and give kate SIX KIDS AT ONCE. (perhaps powerthirst had something to do with this) Anyhow, this show really, REALLY sucks. After however 5 years of this bullsh*t, no one gives a damn anymore, UNTIL OH NO WTF JON CHEATING WHAAAAAAAT. Jon has been cheating on kate, and for the money, they've been keeping up the charade. So they're ENORMOUS attention whores. No one cares. Go away.

M: Did you see Jon and Kate Plus 8 last night?
J: You actually watch that? You dumbass, there's NO REASON TO WATCH THAT? GO AWAY!!!!!!! (stab)

How all conversations about this show should go.

by Justin Gerard February 1, 2010

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jon and kate plus 8

A womans dream and a guys nightmare. It is either the best show on television or the worst show on television, depending who you are. There seems to be a surge in popularity the last couple of months. I hate the show, it's just a family that has eight kids.

Jon and Kate plus 8 is a TV show on TLC.

by baseracer June 25, 2009

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kate boy van

A special type of a vagina that when you pull the clit it will extend to a minimum of 8 inches and if used oraly the famale will have an outstanding orgasm and faint

dude that chick had one of the longest kate boy vans ive ever sucked on!

by awsskatr180 November 15, 2007

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