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When playing a game of marbles, you keep the marbles that you win from the other person.
Bob: Want to play marbles?
Clide: All right dude... but i play for keeps.
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What my boyfriend does while taking a dump.
*Insert image of girl opening the door on Chive addicted boyfriend scrolling through app as he sits on toilet*
*Insert second image of girl reassuring him to "Keep Calm and Chive On!" while closing the door and running away*
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Similar to the "Just keep swimming" mantra from Finding Nemo, except this applies to.. you guessed it, the caressing of the male organ.
"Just keep stroking, just keep stroking..." is nice to remember when you're in a rut and can't get any.
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syphilis, AIDS, gonorrhea, chancroid, chlamydia, hepatitiis, herpes, HIV, HPV, gonorrhea, any disease transmitted by sexual activities (STD). you get it from someone and you can give as many as you want.
you: oh man i gave my GF Gonorrhea
me: the gift that keeps on giving to your next partner
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Muslim Boy who keeps it halol. Arslan (Muslim Boy) makes sure to have no sexual opinion on women. This is fucking annoying because he tells his friends to always keep it halol
Arslan went to a girl named Swany and 'hangs out with her' and says to his friends he really doesn't want to have a sexual opinion on women so he keep it halol.
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When you try over and over to define in detail the definition for some word that you came up with, for an invention, and the more detail you provide the higher the rejection rate becomes. There are pleanty of words on urban dictionary that have pleanty of descriptive detail.
The main question to ask is why did all of my descriptive details get blocked? The only answer i can come up with is someone is keeping me down.
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verb. To keep one's online persona clean, usually when seeking employment.
"Hey, Steve, I really liked those pictures you posted to my Facebook page, but cool it ... I'm looking for work and I gotta keep a PG rating."
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