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Much like a Falcon Punch gives a pregnant woman an abortion, a Falcon Kick is a kick to a guy's balls so hard it castrates the recipient.
Woman: I don't want to get pregnant with this guy!
Man: I can Falcon Kick him for you if you like.
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a correct definition of the absurd american expression-'kick ass' will someone-anyone- explain to the uneducated yanks that an ass is an animal-not the backside. So please- if you yanks must use such a chilish expression- please use it properly. The expression then is-'kick arse' O.K? Or shall I send everyone in America a dictionary?
lets kick arse and get the hell out of this country
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What a girl has to do when a guy acts like a jerk. Funny, but I've found that knees work much much better.
You give him a good kick in the nuts when a guy doesn't know what "No" means. I would just slam my knee as hard as I can into the groin and continue lifting up after contact adding a nice little nut crush after impact : ). Now thats a good "Kick in the nuts".
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Someone kicking a field-goal attempt on you, normally to the manhood area or as Kevin Butler would say a 50-yarder. One who receives a kick to the manhood area, are in so much pain that it requires a lengthy hospital stay/
Saints got mad and did a field-goal attempt game winner on her ex-boss 10 years ago.
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kicking your partner in the ass while eating dorritos.
i bet her as is sore from all that kick fucking last night.
(as seen in suck my black ass charlie brown)
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The actual origin of the term is from England, and began in the later middle ages. A corpse would be laid out, and a bucket of holy water placed at its feet. Visitors could then sprinkle the deceased with Holy Water. Other explanations (suicide, execution) came later to explain an idiom, of which the origin of the term had ceased, mainly as a result of the English reformation.
"To Kick the Bucket" is explained by Bishop Abbot Horne in 1949, in his booklet "Relics of Popery" Catholic Truth Society. He adds "Many other explanations of this saying have been given by persons who are unaquainted with Catholic Custom"
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1.) A disappointment
2.) What happens to a man because:
-He's being an arrogant bastard
-His girlfriend/wife probably needed to control him
-His girlfriend/wife was probably a sadistic bitch who wanted to see him in pain so she could laugh at him hysterically
1.) I got the score for my finals back. They were a kick in the dick; I totally failed...
2.) Jennie kicked Claude in the dick because he was an arrogant bastard... and she was a sadistic bitch and just wanted a cheap, shallow thrill.
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