you don't know dick

You don't know anything. You don't know what you are talking about. Similar to squat and diddley. There is also a board game and a movie called "You Don't Know Dick" but the saying is considerably older.

If you had to look this up, you don't know dick.

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i hardly know her

a phrase commonly paired with words that end in the suffix -er, either literally or phonetically. as long as it near-rhymes with the word banger, the joke will work.

"blender? i hardly know her!"
"liquor? i hardly know her?"

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You know what time it is.

Prison slang meaning you shouldn't need any explanation about the results of what you did. Whatever you did or do, it's going to get you beat the fuck up.

You stole from everyone, you snitch to the cops. Punk bitch, you know what time it is.

If you ever cross me, you know what time it is.

If you disrespect my mom, you know what time it is.
If you don't pay your taxes, you know what time it is.

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I don't Know

What dumb blonde bitches say when they don't know a word to make up.

Darrin: "Hey Naomi want to make up a word?"

Naomi: "ya sure"

Darrin: "ok make a word up"

Naomi: "I don't know"

Darrin: "wow your dumb"

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you know you want to

the only correct response to “fuck you”

Girl: you’re an asshole, fuck you!!
Boy: you know you want to ;)

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i know your kind

I know how you are, and what you do, and how you act.

Guy: I don't trust girls they all cheat.
Girl: I don't cheat on anyone!

Guy: "I KNOW YOUR KIND"
Girl: wow! How did you know I cheat like all the other girls? 😮

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I know that feel bro

Having endured a similar experience as the person you are conversing with.

Guy 1: Son of a hawk! Three misses in a row!
Guy 2: I know that feel bro.

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