Crazy-lazy-enza

When someone, who has perfected the art of procrastination, invents illnesses to justify not accomplishing any tasks for that day.

Meghan used Crazy-lazy-enza to avoid folding laundry while complaining of imaginary flu like symptoms.

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instant lazy rush

When you have been sitting and squirming around intensely and decide to get up really fast, this causes major dizziness and cause you to go blind for around 2-3 seconds.
this is usually sometimes enjoyable.

yo man i just had an instant lazy rush

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lazy bitch disorder

For niggas names “Gavin” for sleeping so damn early

“I swear Gavin has lazy bitch disorder

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Mass Laziness Strategy

Otherwise known as MLS, a universal and ancient strategy used by students everywhere. It is planned on MSN one day before the execution of the plan, and involves not doing the work set for that day. If enough students have not done the work, then the teacher will be convinced that the work s/he set was too hard for the time given, and will therefore be forced to give an extension.

On MSN:

Tim: "Hey, have you done the English homework set for tomorrow?"

Zack: "No, of course not. We're trying out for the mass laziness strategy. Just don't do the homework, and we'll get an extension."

Time: "Yeah, good idea!"

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lazy bitch helper

When she lays there like a limp noddle

Man, baby was tired that I got me a big portion of lazy bitch helper

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lazy little bitch syndrome

Lazy Little Bitch Syndrome, also known as LLBS, affects millions of whiny, inconsiderate and incompetent people every day.

LLBS is characterized as the complete inability to function due to laziness, accompanied by whining. Whining encompasses such subjects as:

-failing university classes, due to lack of trying
-inability to get/keep a significant other, due to lack of trying
-inability to obtain/keep a job, due to lack of trying
-inability to pay bills, due to the aforementioned job woes and/or lack of trying
-inability to think clearly, due to lack of trying
-inability to do jack shit, due to lack of trying

LLBS is commonly seen in both male and female patients aged 13-83; more commonly in adolescents and young adults.

"I can't seem to do anything but nom on these crisps and cry about not losing weight." "Sounds like you have lazy little bitch syndrome."

"I can't get a girlfriend, because I never go outside and cry about it on IRC all the time!" "Sounds like the LLBS has got you down."

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LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder)

A diagnosis whereas a person has an inability to do anything and everything productive due to lack of desire, care, or that they don't give a crap.

My roommate must have terrible LAD (Lazy Ass Disorder) since he hasn't been to any class in 4 weeks.

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