Boob lobster is when a person uses his/her feet to grope a woman's boobies, just like a lobster's claws.
The first date was a little weird, he tried to boob lobster me.
When your fingering your girl and suddenly fist her, forming your hand into a claw and yell money, money, money
Julian: Yo man you got some pussy last night
Kenny: Yeah man it was great I pulled the crusty lobster on her
Burning hot diarrhea. Caused by irritation of the lower intestines due to excessive consumption of capsaicin; hot peppers.
1. "Sorry I have been on the can all morning, I have a serious case of the burning hot lobster's."
2. "I shouldn't have signed up for that hot wing challenge. I'll have flaming hot lobster's tonight!"
To smoke grass, that good good, dank, weed ect..
The act of consuming Marijuana.
Hey! Wanna come over and fuck a lobster?
I'm about to step outside to fuck this lobster, any one want to join?
Another way for muslims to say Red Lobster.
Me and my dad ripped off Lobster Hut.
When a guy whips out his junk as he jumps off a diving board.
Dude, see those chicks over there on the other side of the pool? I'll bet you 20 bucks you won't show em your hairy red lobster.
when you get high while you are in a hot tub and you get red
Matt: "Hey wanna go lobster baking tonight?"
Alice: "Sure! Let me go grab my bikini!"
Yolanda: "This is way better than clam baking, great idea guys!"