lol abuser

Someone who uses lol not only too much in a conversation, but is most likely NOT laughing out loud at what was previously said. Not only is this person an abuser of an already retarded term, but they are a liar. Hit them.

Vladimir: I'm really confused with this hw.
Eric: lol
Vladimir: Why is that funny? I really am confused.
Eric: I'm not laughing lol
Vladimir: Why are you using lol then?
Eric: lol
Vladimir: You are a lol abuser and I loathe you, no lol. I will kill you dead.

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Lol Farmer

One who goes on to online games in social environments and constantly cracks lame jokes where people would reply to with a "Lol" to keep them from feeling bad.

Also can happen in classroom environments, when one person is labeled as funny and everyone laughs at every joke they crack, no matter how stupid.

Zezima cooked a fish and got 99 cooking!

Player: Lol

Teacher: It was enormously broad.
Lol Farmer: That's what she said!
Class: Lol

LOL

Something you type if you are nothing more than a lowly lemming in our society. i.e, unoriginal, a conformist, non-unique, and: well, ... boring.

Online gamer 1: My sister is ugly.
Online gamer 2: lol

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the lol

Can be used much like the yay, or the ghey. Just an accentuation.

OMFG THE LOL! This is very comical and amusing, so I will vocalize not only "lol," but "the" as wel! THE LOL!

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hey lol

ur hot.

"hey lol"

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lol attack

When somebody uses the word lol three or more times in one message.
Very dangerous be sure to block who ever does this to you. Bad things happen to good people.

Marianna001: lol yesterdaii i went to the mall lol and i saw this homeless guy lol it was hilarious rotfl!!!!!1

Normal guy: OMG!!!!1 lol attack im blocking ur ass!!!!

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lol butts

Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.

Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"

Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."

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