lol attack

When somebody uses the word lol three or more times in one message.
Very dangerous be sure to block who ever does this to you. Bad things happen to good people.

Marianna001: lol yesterdaii i went to the mall lol and i saw this homeless guy lol it was hilarious rotfl!!!!!1

Normal guy: OMG!!!!1 lol attack im blocking ur ass!!!!

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lol butts

Literally translates to "I am laughing because I just now remembered that butts exist," but meaning depends on usage- can be an insult, a compliment, an observation or a question.

Frank: "Hey, I just joined a frat."
Paul: "lol butts"

Shawna: "Do you like my new haircut?"
Paul: "lol butts"

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "I agree."

Paul: "lol butts"
Steve: "No, we lost it a few weeks ago."

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lol internet

Catchphrase used in discussion boards to dismiss petty arguments and posters with an inflated ego, or just to remember people that the internets are not to be taken too seriously.

Generally used as a conclusion, or as the only contents of the post.

"You have offended me. I will have my lawyer make your ISP subpoena you then sue this websight!!"
"lol internet"

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funny lols

Lols that are very funny, as in not just a normal chat "lol" but lols that make you go lol.

Hey martha, you coming out for funny lols tonight?

Ellie, make sure you funny lol me later.

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courtesy LOL

The lol given in a text or IM in response to a message that's not funny, but requires a response to be courteous. Like the "courtesy laugh" in conversation.

"Her text was confusing.... so I gave a courtesy lol."

lol whore

A whore for unnecessary lolz.

Me: Hey
lol whore: Hi lol
Me:...
lol whore: LOL
Me: um, how'd you go on that final exam?
lol whore: i failed it miserably lol.

lol whore: Heyyy! lol.
Me: hello.
lol whore: haha lol, what did you do today?
Me: My grandmother's funeral.
lol whore: oh ok...lol

Someone who lolz for no reason at all.

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Lol Kay

A phrase used to conclude any internet argument argument or text battle in instant victory. there is no possible way to counter it. And a well timed use will guarantee victory in any forum, Facebook, or text fight. It is typically used in reponse to a long, drawn out, and often angry post, and will essentially cause the opponents logic to implode in upon them, no mater how sound their argument may have been.

CoDfan: You are fucking retarded. No matter what you say, there actually IS a great deal of skill involved in playing CoD. I'm getting sick of little 10-year-olds complaining that all you have to do is camp and spray 'n pray. That just further proves the skill gap between Cod players and Halo players. Fuck Halo.

Halofan: Lol kay