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The epitome of male class. Makes trashy little asshole frat daddies that treat women like shit look like absolute garbage. Loves his woman and his mother. Runs any party and knows how to keep it going 'till 4 in the morning. Despises saggy pants because "they make you look like an asshole". Can come off as obnoxious, but can be a proper young man when you get to the roots. Gives his woman the utmost respect and whatever she wants and needs. Treats his friends like family. Cigarettes? Too douche-y. The occasional cigar is classy enough for him, with a little Jack. Women are drawn to him while men admire him. Douchebags and anyone who treats women like dirt are jealous of him. He has longer relationships than 90% of frat daddies and would never lay his hands on a woman, especially his mother, sister, girlfriend, or wife. Famous alpha males include George Clooney, Johnny Depp, Brad Pitt, Leonardo DiCaprio, Hugh Jackman, Mark Wahlberg, Frank Sinatra, Dean Martin, James Dean, and Peter Evans.
DAMN! Dylan is a total alpha male. That is sexy.
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smthng tht is not valid. male lesbians r just str8 men tht want 2 feel special. lesbian is a term 4 wlw and nblw, tht's it. stop trying 2 change lesbianism.
"dude, I think I'm a male lesbian.."
"no ur not, ur a guy plz shut up"
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A term used by Beta Males to trick themselves and people that don't know better into thinking they're just "Really really quiet Alpha Males, guys!"
Person 1: Hey, Beta! Give me your lunch money!
Person 2: I-I'm not a Beta! I'm a Sigma Male!
Person 1: You know that when you use stupid made up internet words I have to give you a swirly, right?
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Man of the house. The most powerful male of a certain group of males, and gets by far the most tang of any of the males in that group. Dominant. Most women resent his forceful authority, but they do what he says anyway because they are most likely very aroused.
Teenage son: "I'm the alpha male of this house. Paps has gotten too damn old."
Father: "boy, go fetch me the goddamn newspaper 'fore I come on over there and whoop ya like I did yesterday, and the day before, and the day before!"
Teenage son: "yes, master."
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The act of applying Gold Bond to your male anatomy, for a cooling and drying effect.
I had a nasty case of soggy cottonbottoms this morning, luckily I was able to do a bit of male bonding at lunchtime.
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Another word for being a cool kid.
instead of uncool you are beta male and instead of cool you are alpha male.
90's
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw:
Guy2: That's so cool bro!
21Century:
Guy1: I eat my chickens raw.
Guy2: That's so alpha bro, you are da real alpha male!
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the social theory which argues that men have unearned social, economic, and political advantages or rights that are granted to them solely on the basis of their sex, and which are usually denied to women.
He got the job over the women because he is a male. That is male privilege.
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