When man 1 bashes his sausage into the thinner man 2 and let's out his mash potatoes all over his a**hole. Man 2 then has it protrude out his mouth, nose and ears.
Man 1 looks like he does Sossy Mash
a north country way of saying don't expect this meal to be that great before we taste it!
shit,we just got to this restaurant. this is plattsburgh ya know! There's not even a red lobster here anymore. so, don't go dick mashing the food in this place just yet!
When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash
When you fart while he is pounding you out, which causes a draft through your anus to flop his dick out.
Oh baby that dick is cold let me warm it up with a steamy mash
A disfigured vagina requiring corrective surgery from the result of riding ones bicycle for a extended period of time.
"I've ridden my bike for 20hrs this week, my vagina is a flat mash after that"
a White Man trapped in a Black Mans body
...yeah, that Johnson is a proper pie mash, always shouting a cheeky nandos
The disastrous results of shitting yourself and seeing what the contents of your undergarments look like
Egad I've got 3 and 3/4 lbs of mashed up Dundee cake in the seat of my pants right now