Tahitian Face Mask

A specific sexual act with specifically ordered steps. When a man or woman lies down, and a man or woman places plastic wrap over the face of the person, and the person who warpped up the face takes a shit on the plastic wrap, places another piece of plastic wrap on top (so as to sandwich the shit in-between 2 layers of plastic wrap upon the person's face), and then punches the plastic wrapped face of the person thus causing it to squish all over and produce the effect of a mask.

I know this fecaphile I might bang. Yeah I think it will really get her off if I give her a Tahitian face mask.

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gorilla mask

When you cum on a girl or guys face lol and then you put your pubic hair around the cum so it looks like a gorilla face.

I'm still wearing that gorilla mask from last night hunny.

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Roman Gladiator Mask

The act of placing one's testicles upon another's eyes, with the penis resting over the nose

No, no, no! The Peruvian Eye Goggles are when the penis goes over the head. I gave that bitch a Roman Gladiator Mask!

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Ski Mask

Ski Mask is a shorter version of Ski mask the slump god.

Ski Mask is a good rapper

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hungarian gas mask

When you put your balls on a girls eyeballs and your asshole is covering her mouth and you fart.

I gave the chick I brought home from the bar a hungarian gas mask.

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Wet Ski Mask

the canadian sex act similar to the Angry Dragon where both participants are outside (most likely in the snow) and the girl is wearing a ski mask. The ejaculate then gets all inside the ski mask.

James: Hey dude, you might want to wash your ski mask before you use it.

Rich: Why?

James: I wet ski masked your mother last night.

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Russian Ski Mask

(n) The glorious act of blowing your majestic load into someone's face in subzero temperatures and having it freeze.

The recipient's mouth will be open wide as with all unsuspecting facials and after the "frosting," the rest of the face will be covered as well; minus the eyes, should they have the sense to close them, of course. The final product will look like a white ski mask.

Keep in mind that man-spunk is hot, so it will not freeze immediately. It will take some time. Tie victim up as necessary under the guise of it being "kinky."

Ashley was being annoying as hell, so I took her outside the cabin and gave her a good ole Russian Ski Mask.

That shut 'er up.

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